My Sticky Mess

Well I'm a bad butt cowgirl living in the wild midwest, wicka wicka scratch, yo yo bang bang. Me and Artemis Clyde Frogg gonna save Salma Hayek from the big bad spider. Enjoy!

Saturday, December 31, 2005

A Little About Me! (New content appears after this!)

Age: 24
Sign: Aries
Race: Black and Proud!
Birthdate: 04-09-1981
Sex: Female
Religion: Christian
Orientation: Heterosexual
Mood: Optimistic with Sarcastic Undertones
Personality: Irrevocably Corny
Weight: Fat
Coolness Factor: Depends on the crowd. Eternal hostess, yet rarely the star.


I am originally from Lincoln, Ne (Home of the HUSKERS!! Whoot!) and while I hate a lot about being Black in Nebraska, or just Nebraska in general. I will always love my Huskers. "How very sad of you!" you say? Well, it's a Nebraska thing, here you are born two things, an optimistic cynic, and a Husker. It's like a birthmark, or a cult.

It's funny writing all of this down because I begin to see the reasons I have for doing things are sometimes directly related to my upbringing, and my surroundings. I think that's the main reason for this blog, to kind of see myself in the third person.

Anyhow, thanks for coming aboard, get ready for weeks filled with insight, some fiction, some non. I don't cuss out loud personally, but everyone I know does so their curses will be unedited, and mine will. I'm a nerd, I'm learning to live with it.

I don't know that this will be a daily thing though knowing me it will be a multidaily thing. Feel free to leave comments, tell a friend blah blah blah yackety schmackety.

6 Comments:

At 9:38 AM , Blogger Jenny G said...

Thanks for putting me in your links! I'll do the same, and maybe I'll see you around at TWoP!

 
At 12:56 PM , Blogger Jenn said...

You are so hilarious! I have a really hot friend from Lincoln. I hear it's really flat there... Anyway, love your blog!! :)

 
At 3:24 PM , Blogger StickyKeys said...

Thanks! That's one thing that Lincoln is surprisingly not short on... hot guys.

Thanks for looking, I see your a blogger so I'll be sure to check you out!

 
At 3:39 PM , Blogger Jenn said...

You're so sweet. Loved your comment on my post! I'm all about any place with hot guys! :)

 
At 11:48 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had my first TWOP related dream. I saw Jacob's "Here comes the boot" picture, and then I scrolled up a little and saw it was on your post. I was like "Damn, I can't believe he's booting HER." His edit said something like "I've let you go on for far too long." I guess he meant your racial jokes and shit. Heh. It was weird.

Psst, Fantasia needs you over in the All-Star Competition thread. She needs a "keep safe" vote from you by tonight. Heh.

 
At 12:25 PM , Blogger StickyKeys said...

Lord, I hope that never happens! He was quite upset after the whole black folk on a yacht thing! Ha! I'm in the clear now and being a good little twopper!

Email me if you see this!

I got Fantasia some love!

 

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