My Mom and I Conversate

Mom: I don't want to go to work today.

Me: Me neither. How about, you go to work for me, and I'll go to work for you, but instead of me going to work for you, I'll just stay home?

Mom: No?

Me: Are you sure? Because I really like that idea, especially the part where I don't go to work.

Mom: No.

Me: Oh, okay.

Fin